Just a regular guy who loves the Braves and Major League Baseball. I live in Florida with my beautiful wife. Android user. I wish I lived in a world where the new Marlins uniforms, the DH, and inter-league play were a thing of the past.
By now everyone has seen the monstrosity that is the new Marlins Home Run feature. Now we have video evidence that it is indeed the worst thing to ever happen to baseball. Someone has gone ahead and added some music options to the video to try with the feature.
Oh yeah, this thing has a full on double rainbow at the end.
MLB players are coming the the same conclusion about the Marlin’s new home run sculpture that normal people have already reached. Apparently the sculpture might be an issue for left-handed hitters because it may be in their field of vision.Marlins utility player Greg Dobbs had this to say…
If it is an issue, it can no longer be there. I won’t be the only left-handed hitter saying something. If other teams have a problem with it, they’re definitely going to voice their concern to the league.
It’s not just left-handed hitters who have an issue with this monstrosity. The Marlins’ new park looks great, but the new uniforms and sculpture are way off the mark.
The Marlins home run structure is nearly complete. Once it is, the portal to hell will be forever opened and an endless stream of nightmarish creatures and phantasms will enter this Earth, ushering in a new age of terror and fear.
And you thought Jeffrey Loria was just an”art collector.” Fools, fools!
The Miami Marlins new stadium opens this season and this is the going to be center field. Every time a Marlin hits a HR this monstrosity will go off. Yes, it’s the worst thing ever and it’s completely real.
The new stadium looks great, but this thing is an embarrassment.